Happy Birthday

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I want to wish a big Feliz Cumpleanos to my Home-Girl Retta (Marietta Sirleaf). Some of you may know her as Donna Meagle on “Parks and Recreation”, but I know her as Retts. She knows me so well that she is one of the few people who know what the “okey doke” is at the horse races. Yo Retts, I still laugh when they ask me if I want “nuts” on my Sunday at McDonalds. I always answer “no”.

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That’s my Boo with Retta. They hang out and stuff. You know, girl-time.

Retts is a comedian, so I have some jokes for her that I want to share with everyone, including children.

What do you call a bee who drops the ball?

bee with football

A “fumble bee”.

What do you call a bee when you can’t quite tell what he is saying?

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A “mumble bee”.

What do you call a bee caught in a dryer?

dryer

A “tumble bee”.

What do you call a bee who’s always getting into fights?

fighting bee

A “rumble bee”.

What do you call a bee who swore a Black man would never win the Presidency, twice?

sad bee

A “humble bee”.

Happy Birthday Retta.

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