I want to wish a big Feliz Cumpleanos to my Home-Girl Retta (Marietta Sirleaf). Some of you may know her as Donna Meagle on “Parks and Recreation”, but I know her as Retts. She knows me so well that she is one of the few people who know what the “okey doke” is at the horse races. Yo Retts, I still laugh when they ask me if I want “nuts” on my Sunday at McDonalds. I always answer “no”.
That’s my Boo with Retta. They hang out and stuff. You know, girl-time.
Retts is a comedian, so I have some jokes for her that I want to share with everyone, including children.
What do you call a bee who drops the ball?
A “fumble bee”.
What do you call a bee when you can’t quite tell what he is saying?
A “mumble bee”.
What do you call a bee caught in a dryer?
A “tumble bee”.
What do you call a bee who’s always getting into fights?
A “rumble bee”.
What do you call a bee who swore a Black man would never win the Presidency, twice?
A “humble bee”.
Happy Birthday Retta.